Greetings, fair web traveler; welcome to my domain!  Have fun exploring my many pages of graphics, stories, links and other assorted stuff. If you are an advertising agency recruiter, web page design firm, or the human relations director of any major company, feel free to look at my resume, hint, hint...Enjoy your stay and watch out for flying objects.

Like all the fancy graphics?  You may take buttons, bars, and page backgrounds freely, no questions asked. Any of my original drawings, fan-art designs and page logos may be taken for your own personal amusement, but if you would like to use them on your own web pages, you must give me credit. Last but not least, anything you use on your own sites MUST be saved on your computer and uploaded to your own server space! I cannot stress this enough...If you use <abuse?> graphics by linking directly to my server you are giving me unecessary hits that might cause my ISP to charge me commercial rates! And if that happens I will hunt you down like the dog you are. Grrrr........