SneezeGuard Technologies Inc.

Your sneezeguard development pros.

Who are we?

We design and build the world's finest sneezeguards. We have the technology of over 60 years of salad bar craftsmanship, and divested our holdings in salad bar tech to concentrate on what we do best, making the finest sneezeguards available today!

When did we start?

1934. We started as Kooly Refrigeration systems inc. We built some of the world's finest compressors. Then in the fifties, with restaurants going quick-serve, we invented one of the first salad bars. The Kooly 004 food service cold storage system. However, there was a problem. Open salad bars drew germs, and unruly patrons could sneeze their greens onto the greens. That's when we modified the 004 with a solid wood and glass beveled sneeze protector. We revolutionized the salad bar industry. Then in 1966, Kooly branched into home refrigeration, and designed the world's finest see-thru icebox. However it flopped, and Kooly went chapter 11....

After being saved briefly by MorganHershman Refrigeration, then bought up by Northeast Applied Refrigeration. The company had lost it's way. No longer did it make Salad bars, and the sneezeguard design studios closed down, putting an 18 year old woodworker/technical designer named Arlan Yiffberg out of work. However, Arlan had the sneezeguard bug. He formed "Yiffberg Saladtech" and designed the stained glass salad bar sneezeguard of the seventies. Well, he made his fortune in time to purchase controlling stake in a large refrigeration company with a deep history.. And soon was CEO and owner of Northeast Applied Refrigeration. He re-opened the company as Kooly for a short while and once again gained a reputation as the finest manufacturer of sneezeguarded salad bars. However, the recession of the late 80's all but destroyed the industry, so Arlan closed the saladbar manufacturing part of Kooly, retired the name...and became Sneezeguard Technologies. The complany has blossomed into the FINEST designer and manufacturer of Sneezeguards in the entire mother fucking world!

So can I see your stuff?

No. No pictures. In this day and age, the evil internet, all those great new salad bar innovations would go out the window. Like the blue stuff they put in the holding bins at McDonalds, this is all proprietary info. However, if you go to your nearest buffet house and see that delicious beveled glass look ...you may be looking at a Sneezeguard Tech design.

Okay, so what else? I'm bored. You're not serious are you?

All right, I'll come clean. There is just no more beautiful sight than a sneezeguard. I mean, it just hangs there quietly doing it's job. A healthy companion for that under-temperature salad bar with the spoiling macaroni. If you too are serious about worshipping sneezeguards, go to the nearest buffet house, take many photos and hang them on the walls of your computer room. They're better than pin-ups you know. Would you rather see breasts, or breasts hanging from a nice sneezeguard. Strippers should have sneezeguards. Thank you, and remember, for a snotcatcher with class, pick a Sneezeguard Tech. sneezeguard.

SNEEZEGUARD TECHNOLOGIES... SNOTCATCHERS WITH CLASS

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